
i’m fine i’m fine I AM FINE
If you’re going to follow my blog you should know that I play by my own rules and that I’m a loose cannon cop with a chip on my shoulder who just had his badge suspended so now I’m going after the scumbags who killed my partner on my own whether the chief likes it or not
do you ever reblog from the source to cover up the fact you’re creeping on somebody’s blog
what do you mean i’m “wasting my time on the internet”? i’ll have you know that at least 2 people have called my 60,000 word dr. phil/the hamburgler from mcdonalds fanfiction “kind of weird but okay i guess”
anyone who has ever tried to edit any caps from btvs or ats ever
i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and
and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like
aw yeah
we tight
we bros
but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
every story in the history of the universe is better with:
- a female protagonist
- lesbians
don’t be friends w a mari
by day she’ll build cute lil aus w u
and by night she’ll tear u apart